Movie Review - Love, Simon
Obviously, there are way better films about gay teens than this. Doing Time on Maple Drive (1992) is about a teenage college student coming out as gay. Wild Reeds (1994) is a film by French filmmaker André Téchiné about a gay teen during the Algerian War. Beautiful Thing (1996) is about two British teens dealing with physical abuse and poverty. Camp (2003) is about gay teens at a summer camp. The Deep End (2001) is about a gay teen and his relationship with his mother. Dorian Blues (2004) is a comedy about a gay teen in upstate New York. Sugar (2004) is about a Canadian gay teen who meets a gay hustler. Blue is the Warmest Color (2013) is about a teen lesbian in France. There's also the recent Oscar-winners Moonlight (2016) and Call Me By Your Name (2017). Even if you didn't like those films, they are cinematically light-years above this one. It's simply that this film is more marketable to the mainstream because it is so bland. There's no actual gay sex or nudity. It's basically sterile.
Yet, as I was watching because of the title I kept writing down things about it using the titular word. When it comes to Simon, he and the plot of this movie can be described thusly:
Love Oreos. Love Panic at the Disco. Love Daniel Radcliffe. Love "when did you know" stories. Love wondering who "Blue" is. Love Bram, played by Keiynan Lonsdale (The Flash and The Finest Hours). Love Waffle House guy, Lyle, played by Joey Pollari (American Crime and The InBetweeners). Don't love being blackmailed by Martin, played by Logan Miller (Before I Fall and Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse).
Love Halloween parties. Love Beirut, aka Beer Pong. Love drunk karaoke. Don't love parents staying up late. Don't love casual people. Love when straight people come out as straight. Love musical numbers but (500) Days of Summer and The Real O'Neals did it better. Love Abby, played by Alexandra Shipp (X-Men: Apocalypse and Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B). Don't love sabotaging Nick, played by Jorge Lendeborg Jr. (Brigsby Bear and The Land). Don't love matchmaking Leah, played by Katherine Langford (13 Reasons Why). Don't love mean memes or being outed online.
If any of that tickles your fancy, then this film might be right for you. Personally, I think G.B.F. (2014) or Being 17 (2016) are better films about this very subject, but hopefully whatever success this film has will inspire the adaptation of more gay YA novels like John Green's Will Grayson, Will Grayson, Bill Konigsberg's Out of the Pocket, David Levithan's Boy Meets Boy, Hero by Perry Moore or Alex Sánchez's Rainbow Boys.
Rated PG-13 for sexual references, language and teen partying.
Running Time: 1 hr. and 50 mins.