Movie Review - The VelociPastor (Portland Film Festival)
It's based on a 2011 short film that writer-director and then student, Brendan Steere shot on actual 16mm. That short film was an imitation of the trailers that Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez put in between their double feature Grindhouse (2007). That double feature was a homage to the exploitation flicks and cult films of the 1960's and 70's. Yet, Tarantino and Rodriguez are old enough to have seen those films and have genuine nostalgia to want to recreate their experience. Steere most likely aped it because he thought it looked cool or like most millennials or hipsters wanted to jump on the nostalgia bandwagon.
In any sense, the short film was an empty gimmick. Thankfully, this extended movie, which barely achieves the feature-length standard, doesn't fall prey to that same gimmick. There are no scratches on the film, or at least they're not as pervasive as in the short. What also supremely saves this feature from its own schlock and gimmick is the better performance of its lead actor.
Cohan nails perfectly the conflicted faithfulness and idiotic comic happenstance that his character faces with equal aplomb and seeming effortlessness. His commitment to the character and to the bit is incredible. Considering where this material goes, Cohan is so exact a fit for either dutiful religious man, dear in headlight or sexy smolder. Yes, he's good looking, but he really is funny every time he needs to be. Even his over-acting and melodrama work. In fact, the movie only works when Cohan is on screen. It doesn't when he's not.
Steere's direction is at times interesting. Yes, the whole thing could be dismissed as one long, possibly too long, Funny or Die video, but there is some potential here. The pastiche he does could give one whiplash but it's effective. You think you're watching a film noir, then at once you're watching a black exploitation with over-the-top pimps, then at once you're watching a trippy psychedelic with split screens and mood lighting and then at once you're watching chopsocky with more camera zooms than in a Bruce Lee film.
Not Rated but for 14 and up.
Running Time: 1 hr. and 11 mins.
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